Pilot On Drugs
“Ways You Can Tell Your Pilot is on Drugs”10. All the in-flight meals are...
Mail carriers.
What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!
Bad News 6
This old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells...
Reptiles!
|What kind of tiles can’t you stick on walls?Reptiles!
The Pessimist!
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the...
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him...
Football Math!
A football coach walked into the locker room before a big game, looked over...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
4 Docs and GW Bush!
4 Doctors were talking shop one day…An Israeli doctor said, “Medicine in my country...
Half a year to live
|A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to...