What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
Fleas
Q: What did one flea say to the other flea? A: Shall we walk...
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment…
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment.One...
Boss wants too much
|For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He...
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They’re only good for one period and...
Why Fake Orgasm
Why do so many women fake orgasm?Because so many men fake foreplay.
Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...
The hit-and-run
The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to...
THEY SAY THOSE THINGS WILL KILL YOU
|Not much was given to me on this unlucky fellow, but he qualifies nonetheless....
Aussies
Q. Why are Australians like kiwifruit?A. Because they are rough on the outside, green...