Stupid Insults 5/31
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. An XT clone in a Pentium zone....
A bad habit
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break my wife of the...
Not A Pharmacist
Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription...
Scooby Doobie Boobies!
A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements.He tells...
The world’s greatest hypnotist is on stage…
The world’s greatest hypnotist is on stage in front of hundredsof people swinging a...
Quote and counter-quote.
Woman’s Quote of the Day:”Men are like fine wine. They all start out like...
Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
The plumber has arrived
|A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o’clock....
A real dilemma
I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife won’t give him...
The Frustrated Bee
Why was the bee flying around with his legs crossed? He couldn’t find a...