Blonde Miracle Diet
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice.The doctor advised that she run 10...
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking…
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking when another girl waved from across...
Wedding Prank
These three friends, a Dentist, a Carpenter, and an Electrician were sitting around trying...
Bee jokes 03
|Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?A: A humburger!Q: What buzzes, is black...
Chess Nuts
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the...
Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
A present for the anniversary
A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her...
Too Young
When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule...
If K-Tel sold toasters…
If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...