Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
Bad Dog!
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
Curly Toes
Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks. They...
You might be a redneck if…sideburns
You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your...
Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...
Mistakes
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.
Jesus’s Ethnicity
Proof That Jesus Was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived at...
Real news headlines 04
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
What a large crowd
|A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group...