Polak Is Mugged
A Polak was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally...
Jellybean
Why did the jellybean jump off the cliff ?Because he wanted to be a...
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen?
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen? That’s the proper place to...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
Tiger Woods vs. Stevie Wonder!
At a celebrity party, Stevie Wonder meets golf champ Tiger Woods and mentions that...
Boxing Referee
And then there was the boxing referee who used to work for NASA; everytime...
The Garden of Eden
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Resignation From Phone Committee
OPERATOR, WE’VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate...
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
They sit eggsaminations!
|How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?They sit eggsaminations!