Cost to Get Married?
The little boy asked his dad one evening, “Daddy, how much does it cost...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Social Security
A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for . The...
Play as James Bond
|Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James...
Four worst words
Q: What are the four worst words you could hear during a round of...
A lesson in ebonics
A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if...
What a Woman Really Needs
A couple was having some trouble, so they did the rightthing and went to...
Razorback Hogs
Bill Clinton got off his helicopter in front of the White House with a...
The baseball demands
|Top Baseball Player Demands From Late Show with David Letterman; Friday, August 12, 1994...