I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar…
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night...
A Letter From Barbie
************************* Chief Executive Officer Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CADear Sir,Listen you little troll, I’ve...
Trick or Treat!
TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10) You are guaranteed...
Crime=Idiots=Don’t Pay!
Investigating a purse snatching, Brunswick, Georgia, detectives picked up a man who fit the...
One day a boy asks his dad…
One day a boy asks his dad,”What’s the difference between a pussy and a...
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says…
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says to...
Morals of Story
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...
Matrimony Tips For Women
On AppearanceExcessive use of perfume makes a woman less desirable. Perfumes are manufactured from...
CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
Never Lend Money
A husband leaves the house to go pick up dinner for he and his...