Golf Genie
Golf GenieA couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course,...
Death by Stabbing
A woman in her 90′s is distraught after the death of her warm, caring,...
Spicy 50th Honeymoon
For their golden anniversary, a couple decides to repeat their honeymoon trip. They drive...
Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...
The headmistress at a girls prep school…
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls...
Rules for hunting lawyers
|1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.2. Taking...
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says, “Say, your head...
How does a blond turn on the light after sex
? She opens the car door.
Words of Wisdom!
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. * A...
Oh Boy…more warning signs!
On a cardboard windshield sun shade: “Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in...