More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know...
Groundhog Day
“I bet you don’t know what day this is”, said the wife toher husband...
Two guys go hunting…
Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe hashunted all his...
What Gets Bigger and Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
In your Face!!!
A kid is walking down the road, when a car pulls up next to...
Ten Reasons Adam Was the Luckiest Man
1. He is the only man who has never been compared to the man...
A hamster!
|What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
Black Peas???
How did Black eye peas get their name?They were fighting over the Chick peas!