Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
Cat jokes 01
|Q: How do you know if you cat’s got a bad cold?A: He has...
Persistency Act
A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone...
Arizona Crazy Law
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Any misdemeanor committed...
If PCs Were Toasters…
If IBM made toasters …They would want one big toaster where people bring bread...
Road-killed lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There’s skid...
When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...
Most Religious
A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim were having a discussion about who was...