Power Of Observation
It is recounted that at King’s College in the Strand around the time of...
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
Man, Woman, Santa?
Q: The perfect man, the perfect woman, and Santa Claus are in a car...
Cat Heaven
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. Greeting him...
A small misunderstanding
A lady golfer is stung by a wasp.She goes to look for the greenkeeper...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Low Sperm Count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm...
Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting…
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting on a beach notice a mermaid sitting on...
Problem with a dog
|Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his...