What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
Blind Pilots
Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave. The...
Body Building
A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar, and after a number...
A man decided to have a face lift…
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000...
Bermuda Triangle
Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?A: They’ve both swallowed...
A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked…
A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked into a bar in Greenwich Village and sat...
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...
Is Windows a Virus
No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses do: 1.They replicate quickly –...
I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...