A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office…
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office.”Do you want the bad news first...
An engineer, doctor, and pastor golfing
|A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly...
No. to Make Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A1:10. One to...
Genie and the Beer
Two old guys were fishing in a boat on Lake Michigan. A bottle comes...
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
|Why is a frog luckier than a cat?Because a frog croaks all the time...
A grasshopper with hiccups!
|What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
Cupid at Law
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Clinton Bumper Stickers
Here are some “actual” bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:HONK!...