Surgeons
Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first...
Top ten signs that you are too drunk
|10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
Realistically and Hypothetically….
A little boy came home from school and his homework assignment was to find...
The new preacher.
A young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a grave...
A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hill…
A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hillin the Highlands....
Pat and Mike at the brewery.
Pat and Mike work at the Guinness Brewery, and one day there’s an accident.Pat...
Mono and herpes
Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from...
Careful what you say if she’s pregnant!
***Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant***17. “I finished the...