Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
One of two reasons
I’ve noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot....
We got a lot of those.
Three cowboys, a Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian, were sitting around a campfire...
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
Together At Last
Marie’s funeral is a sad one as she goes to join her departed husband....
Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
Wedding Toasts 2
A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.A husband should...
Lawyers are greedy
|A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along...
The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
Was your wife a virgin when you married?
“Was your wife a virgin when you married?”"I don’t know. Some say yes. Some...