Miss Right
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was “Always.”
Who’s God?
Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE...
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
Farmer
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in...
Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...
Elephant and Man
What did the elephant say to the naked man? “It’s nice, but can it...
How do you tell two KKK members apart?
How do you tell two KKK members apart?Ask their wife. After all, she’s their...
The Top Signs That Your Net Relationship Is Over
All of a sudden, she’s typing in a different font. Instead of hearing that...
Suspense!
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant…
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant. The onion...