Disprove this!
A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless...
Buy me bras!
“Dad, can i ask you something?” “Sure! What about?” “You see, I’m already fourteen...
The Vet Delivers
There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles around. He...
Penny Offer
Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for herthoughts?A:...
Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!
Corporate Lessons!
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the...
Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
What is a blondes way of safe sex?
What is a blonde’s way of having safe sex?Locking the car doors!
International Travellers Bloopers
International Travellers Bloopers1. On a French passenger jet: Live West Under Your Seat.2. In...
Successful Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did the operation go?”"The operation was a success,...