Flying condom
Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!
Why do not Mexicans teach drivers Ed…
Why don’t Mexicans teach driver’s Ed. and Sex Education on the same day? Because...
A lawyers tomstone.
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
What’s the difference…
Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don’t have to...
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
Coach Wants A Raise
The basketball coach stormed into the university president’s office and demanded a raise right...
Charged for speeding
|A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of...
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts…
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts with two of theirherd simultaneously. One turns to...
The Ride
Sally was a girl with no horsebackriding experience, yet one day she discided to...
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters…
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad,...