Short legged…
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?IleneWhat do...
How many honest, intelligent, caring men…
How many honest, intelligent, caring men in theworld does it take to do the...
The best memory.
Who Has The Best Memory?Three guys are debating who has the best memory.First guy...
Let’s see the world
|Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole. “What made you join the Army?” asked one....
Selling the Green Suit…
A man who isn’t qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job...
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Did you hear about the blonde that…
Couldn’t learn to water ski because she couldn’t find a lake with a slope....
Commitment Definition
Having spent half the night discussing involvement vs. commitment (one of my favorite topics...
How are lawyers like sperm?
How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be...
Real quotes from real people!
“I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I...