I\’m George Washington
A man who thinks he’s George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes...
A Childs View Of A Retirement
After Christmas break, the teacher asked her small pupils how they spent their holidays.One...
What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
Yo momma so fat
Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!
Who Is Braver?
Three generals, one from the Army, another from the Marines, and a third from...
Dance
How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar…
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers...
What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon
Ernie the Hamster
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome...
Doing the job right
Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done.Doing the job WRONG...