Emersom
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Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Brand Name Condoms
Which condom would you use?Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
The Godfather
The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walked into a room to meet with his...
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He’s got spiked, multicolouredhair that’s green,...
Major Cause of Divorce
Q: What’s the major cause of divorce?A: Once is not enough.
The carburettor
“The car won’t start,” aid a wife to her husband. “I think there’s water...
Blonde quickies 121-140
121. Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
The Final FBI Test
There is an Englishman, a Frenchman and a Ukranian and the are in their...