Little Girl’s Questions
A little girl and her mother were shopping. The girl asks her mother “How...
Two English sheep in a field
Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other “I’m not feeling very...
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
The angry preacher…
The angry preacher…The preacher rose with a red face. “Someone in this congregation has...
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?”Not according to...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
The last laugh!
Several years ago, after having Japanese executives from the automotive industry tour a Ford...
An Hour of Pleasure
The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls’ school was lecturing her students on...
Let Go Please
“Oh doctor,” moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. “Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!”"I understand,”...