DON’T ASK GOD TO PROVE HIMSELF, HE JUST MIGHT
|A lawyer and two buddies were fishing on Caddo Lake in Texas when a...
Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan
|Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan. The young couple sat in the parlor of...
Adam was lonely.
Adam was wandering around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, when he heard...
There were three men who were lost in the forest…
There were three men who were lost in the forest. They were thencaptured by...
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
Marriage Quotes 2
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...