Harry and his wife are driving in the country…
Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he sees a sign...
New Words Needed (woo-hoo!)
10 Words That Don’t Exist, But Should:1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing...
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen?
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen? That’s the proper place to...
Tossed Off A Ship
A panhandler was caught trying to sneak aboard a Princess liner about to embark...
I deserve to be married
|For a small fee, you can get an agency to have a pregnant “ex-girlfriend”...
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...
You know why there is a string on a tampon?
You know why there’s a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee...
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American…
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on anoverseas flight....
Tip of the iceberg
A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before...
The new Euro language
|The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English...