Things adults learn from their kids.
There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on...
Show Me Your License
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
She changed me
“Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got...
It’s Christmas time and Paddy and Shaun decided to go look…
It’s Christmas time and Paddy and Shaun decided to go look for a Christmas...
Two Spuds!
Two potatoes are standing on the street corner.How can you tell which one is...
In the beginning…
When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his...
3 babies talking.
There were three little babies sitting next to each other in shopping carts in...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Translations for men
|These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you...
A gentler way
At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,”Platoon, atten-HUT! Private...