Marriage quotes 12
|Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
No More Tricks
A newlywed bride and groom had been busy at “it” for three days straight.The...
Funniness
Q What`s the difference between engagement and hemaroihds?A When the hemaroihds are over you...
Urine Resample
A young woman was in the hospital, recovering from major surgery. She hated being...
A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel…
A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to...
Lonely Frog
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what hisfuture holds.His Personal Psychic...
Responsible Husband
My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible. If anything went wrong, he was usually...
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?He went out one...
No Legs, Ditch
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a...