When it’s becing toad!
|When is a car like a frog?When it’s becing toad!
The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
How do you catch a polar bear?
How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole...
Whatcha Doin’ Daddy?”
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on a...
What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel…
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel.Suddenly, they saw a...
Brezhnev at his speech
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Sven and Olie
Sven and Olie died and went to Hell. After awhile, the Devil came by...
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new…
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brandnew tennis ball....
Be afraid if you annoy this husband
|A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy...