How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...
Nowhere, Vermont
Nowhere, VermontSam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twenty-five years when he...
Visiting a rural farm
|Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Birthday Present For Wife
Two men are sitting in a pub talking, one mentions that it’s his wife’s...
The Honeymoon Begins.
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in...
Losing my wife\’s love.
“I’m worried that I’m losing my wife’s love,” the husband told the counselor.”Has she...
Hawaii Crazy Law
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears. All residents may be...
Commercial
Commercial:Do Seagulls Circle your house?Does your boyfriend sing ” The shrimp boats are coming”?Do...