If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...
Yo mama is so tall
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on...
Defamation of character
A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that...
Army Wisdom
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a...
Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Sibling Stories
From Matt Groening’s “Big Book Of Hell”, here are: ‘Lies My Older Brother And...
Two fools are about to go flying
|Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies...
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman…
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman. She...