What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
even more blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car...
I\\\’m listening, dear.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt...
Great Gifts
William Bennett recalls when one of his “radical students” at Boston University announced that...
A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is...
Don’t look down!
A man lay spread out over three seats in the second row of a...
Let Me See
A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of30.He is persuaded...
Cows Earthquake
Q. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake? A....
What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn’t mean dick.
Robbing a locked bank
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...