C & W Song Titles!
The Best of the Worst Country-Western Song Titles (Yes, Guys, these are REAL.)1) Drop...
Housewife
One day a man came home from work to find total chaos in the...
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
How can you identify an blind pirate?
How can you identify an blind pirate?He’s the one with patches over both eyes.
Honeymoon II
The newlyweds had decided to take Amtrak’s “Car Train” to Florida, so they would...
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!
Elephants IX
Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:The French book – The...
What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?
What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?Once...
The Family Dentist
A husband and wife enter a dentist`s office. The Wife says, “I want atooth...
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed…
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smokinga cigarette...