New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
Once upon a time!
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter,...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
Hotel’s loud snorers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Yes What?
World War III. The US has succeeded in building a computer able to solve...
DUMB Questions Part 5!
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?Why do...
What has four legs and eight arms?
Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children’s...
Women’s Rights
WOMEN’S RIGHTSThe following took place at an international conference for women’s rights. The first...
Clever Teacher
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class,...
Chicken jokes 04
|Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?A: Fry-day!Q: What happens when...