Canada language
|How you can spot a Canadian, eh? -Don McGillivray (Ottawa columnist for Southam Newspapers)How...
Two guys standing at the urinal.
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed...
What do you call an honest lawyer?
What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.
Naming the Twins
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital...
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
Perfect customer
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a midwest town he...
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club…
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club. “Hey, baby, would you help...
Up, or down?
There was an elderly couple that was on their way for a 2 week...
No Jello
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two...
Tuns of Puns! Part I
Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder? He...