Wedding Toast 3
Don’t go on your honeymoon for longer than 5 days, or you will get...
Long list of annoyances!
*** Things that can and do bother the “normal” person. ***Having to try on...
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?Only one…but...
Woman’s translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
Slammin ‘em down!
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give...
Marry a blonde
What’s the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped...
Who’s got my pen?
A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a...
Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
You Might Be A Bad Customer If:
You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the “10 items...
Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...