Why does a blonde only change her babys diapers once a month?
Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers once a month? Because it...
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
Elephant Experiment
Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork...
The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
Book shelf
Monica Lewinsky’s tell-all book about her affair with the U.S. Presidenthas, for one Winnipeg...
The blank tape
Hear about the guy who played a blank tape at full blast.The mime next...
A little period
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and...
Yo momma 3 times.
Your momma so fat…she fell in love and broke it.Your momma so fat…shes on...
Salad
Boss asks secretary “Do you know what the difference is between a Caesar Salad...
Thin People Don’t
|By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall’s, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my...