Pick-Up Rebuttal Humor
1.) Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I was the receptionist at the...
Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
A farmer and his girlfriend…
A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a strollin the fields when they...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
French Fighter Pilot
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant...
The Wolf Man…HOWL!
The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office.”How...
Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
Only in America!
“Only in America”:…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance….are there...
So in love
Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed...
Lucky dog
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.