Collymore change a lightbulb
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YMCA
What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??LOOK!!! They spelled MACY’s...
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!
Yo mama\’s so poor
Yo mama’s so poor she wears her McDonald’s uniform to churchYo mama’s so poor,...
When it gets hot
A Dutchman, a German and a Belgian are planning to walk in the desert....
What is the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need...
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time?
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time? Eat, drink, and be Mary!
yo mama so old… tits
Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell...
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road…
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road and the firstnun says, “I`ve...
Confucius Say
Confucius Say…Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.He who lives in glass house,...