Wedding Toasts 2
A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.A husband should...
A Microsoft Tale
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...
Threaten with a knife
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
The last laugh!
Several years ago, after having Japanese executives from the automotive industry tour a Ford...
What’s your wife’s name?
|St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
Sliding Husband
A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their...
On God’s Making a Woman
And God Created The WomanHe was so pleased with his creation that he calls...