50 Things to Do in a Mall
1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2. Try...
What is a country song played backwards?
What is a country song played backwards?Your wife gets back with you, your dog...
Did You Miss Me?
Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a...
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
The Recruits
Ten Recruits had just arrived at the training camp and were lined up for...
Man Is Like An Automobile
Man is like an automobile. As it gets older, the differential starts slipping, and...
A pregnant Irish women
What do you call a pregnant Black woman? A dope carrier!
A survey of American women…
In a survey of American women, when asked, “Would you sleep with President Clinton?”...
Wrong Shirt
A clerk was showing a lady a very nice dress shirt and tie.”Now this,”...
Ice Hole
There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes...