Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning…
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
Assign the punishment
Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett,...
Two homosexuals were talking when…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened tomention that he had gotten...
Miami mice!
|What squeaks as it solves crimes?Miami mice!
Amicable old lady
“Dear Reyer School, God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your...
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day…
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work....
Two blondes in heaven
One blond says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says...
A clear moral
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...