Out of the tree
How do you get a one-armed nufie out of a tree? Wave!How do you...
In A Freezer
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
Make a Wish
10 year old Johnny’s mother, who was a hard working single mom, had been...
Pain Relief
A man walks in for a sale rep job. He is very qualitfied, but...
20 Ways To Annoy A Public Bathroom Stallmate
1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ‘May...
Yo Momma Jackpot!
Yo mama’s like…- Yo mama’s like a T.V., even a two-year-old could turn her...
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg?
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The Scottsman!
What is the difference between a Scottish man and a member of the Rolling...