Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
I Said the F Word
A guy goes to his local church during the week to see the priest...
Bride Joke
Q. Why do men always want their brides to wear white?A. Because they want...
How to Annoy People at Work
How to Annoy People at Work1)Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra...
What\\\\\\\’s it called when…?
What’s it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.
Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners!
A girl phoned me the other day and said …. Come on over, there’s...
Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
A man goes into the doctor’s office feeling really bad…
A man goes into the doctor’s office feeling really bad. After a thorough examination...
Two fools are about to go flying
|Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies...
What’s the difference between a barmaid in the evening and…
What’s the difference between a barmaid inthe evening and a barmaid at night?A barmaid...