Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Doing this great deed
A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that...
If god had wanted us to run around naked…
If god had wanted us to run around naked,we would have been born that...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Blonde Nurse?
Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Pythagoras joke.
Ther was this Indian chief, and he had three wives. They slept in the...
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...
What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins?
What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins? He wanted to...
Mutated Gene
All children who entered the world in the 1980s and later were born with...
Buy alligator shoes
|A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to...