Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
Knock Knock Jokes 12
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alec! Alec who? Alec-tricity. Isn’t that a shock! Knock Knock...
Glazed
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
Welfare office
A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the...
One for the Mrs!
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who...
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the fish Blush?Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
Ladies Track
What’s the difference between a womens track team and a tribe of pigmee’s?The pigmee’s...
Polish Women and Vibrators
Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?A. It chips their teeth.
Another yamamma…
Another yamamma…Your mamma is so fat when god said let there be lighthe asked...