Never Lend Money
A husband leaves the house to go pick up dinner for he and his...
Successful Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did the operation go?”"The operation was a success,...
Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just...
A Blonde Kidnapper
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
A Blonde Visit to D.C.
A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see...
A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau…
A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau takes an apartment overlooking the Wailing Wall....
Arkansas Governor Application
Arkansas Governor Application First name:___________________Last name(if known):_______________________Address (where you live):Mother’s name(list also relation, i.e.,...
Paying the Dentist
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?A: He wiped...
Lady Sunbathing
A Lady was on a business trip. Since she was so tense from all...