End of the World Reports
When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?USA Today:WE’RE...
Family Jewels
Erik Williams, 21, of the 3600 block of South Michigan Avenue, was arrested in...
Ticket Please
Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At...
Lawyers
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts:When I die I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my...
Play as James Bond
|Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James...
Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window....
A man went to the doctor to get a physical…
A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him,...
Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...