Yo mama’s house is so dirty
Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo mama house...
Siamese Twins in England
Why did the Siamese twins move to England?So the other one could drive.
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!
Fish jokes 03
|Where are most fish found?Between the head and the tail!What kind of fish will...
stool taken!
|What’s an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!
Trust thy friend…
The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his...
What is blue and sings alone?
What’s blue and sings alone? – Dan Ackroyd.
if at first you dont succeed…
if at first you dont succeed…buy her another drink
The three legged chicken
A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 miles per...
Odd jobs
A blonde who’s down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking...