The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!
You might be a redneck if… christman
You’ve ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop.
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
Least Popular Halloween Handouts
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What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?
What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?The 1st grade.
Psychoanalysis Quicker For Men
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it’s time to go back...
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
And yet another Clinton joke
They just found out Clinton’s been stuffing turf in his underpants.They’re for grass roots...
Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
How to Catch a White Elephant
How to Catch a White Elephant ============================= Submitted By Niels Kristian JensenGo to an...