Royal Penis Comparison
The kings of Spain, France, and England all stand on stage together in front...
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
How is a woman like an airplane?
How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits.
Children Quotes
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second...
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree?
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree? ’cause he was dead…Why’d the other monkey...
The Shrink’s Revenge!
A distraught man went to a psychiatrist and exclaimed, “Doctor, I believe that I...
Responsible Husband
My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible. If anything went wrong, he was usually...
At The Superbowl
At The Superbowl Bob received a free ticket to the Superbowl from his company....
Mystery Writer
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.
Free marriage ceremony
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...